A monkey walked into a store and said to the clerk, "Gimme a soda."
The clerk said, "We don't serve monkeys. Now scram!".
The monkey came back the next day and said, "Gimme a soda."
The clerk said, "We don't serve monkeys and if you come back, I'll nail your tail to the floor!"
The next day, the monkey returned and asked, "Got any nails?".
The clerk said, "No."
"Good, " the monkey said. "Then gimme a soda!"
Back by popular demand, the comedic stylings of my favorite Ninja. It goes without saying that we neither advocate cruelty to monkeys or store clerks.