"Your eyes look puffy, dear, are you feeling ill? Happy Anniversary, I bought you a treadmill..."
A bonus from our Kitchen Table:
Several years ago, when Lady Antebellum hit their platinum stride, "Just A Kiss" was a frequently-played favorite--on our Spotify Radio, too.
(opening strains of "Just A Kiss" can be heard...)
He-who-is-taller-than-I: (groan and external eye roll) Not again! Can we change the station please?
Ninja-who-was then-seven: (arising from his seat to turn UP the volume) Some day, you'll appreciate this song...when you know what LOVE is!
You just can't make this stuff up.