Elmo and Patsy were not just one-hit wonders, my friends. Here is their endearing follow-up to that beloved Christmas standard, Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.
"Percy, the puny poinsettia
Is hanging his bloom in dismay,
If they had just kept him wetta,
He'd be a houseplant today.
Folks liked the other plants betta
Now he's alone on the shelf.
Even a plant with no uncle or aunt
Shouldn't spend Christmas Day by himself."